whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

5:23 pm  •  23 May 2013  •  70,635 notes
  • Me: my answer = 23
  • Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
  • Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
  • 5:20 pm  •  23 May 2013  •  385,070 notes